18 Funny Wishes For Birthday– Laugh Out Loud With Them

You can make someone smile in many ways, and funny wishes for birthday are just one of them. As they've just turned another year older - their need is greater than usual. Here we’ve rounded up the best funny wishes for birthday, including short funny birthday wishes, cute funny happy birthday wishes, funny birthday greetings, funny wishes for birthday in terms of quotes, funny birthday sayings and funny birthday captions. 

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You can share these funny wishes for birthday with your friends and family members to make them smile on their special day.

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Funny Wishes For Birthday - Because, well, why not?

“On your special day, I wish you peace, love, insight, relaxation, fun, knowledge, romance, friendship… and all that stuff that doesn’t cost anything. Happy Birthday!”

“Happy Birthday! For your special day, I made you a cake. BOOM YOU’RE A CAKE! You’re so very welcome.”

“Happy birthday to a lifelong friend! I can’t wait until we’re old enough to be terrorizing the senior home nurses together!”

“I can only hope to be as great a woman as you one day. But, obviously with better clothes. Happy birthday!”

“Happy Birthday, Dad! When I grow up I want to be just like you… But hopefully with more hair! Love, your son.”

“Happy birthday to my brother who has the world’s greatest sister! You are so lucky haha! Hope this makes you smile and shake your head for the rest of your special day!”

“Happy birthday, my dearest friend! Hope you have the best day celebrating. I can’t wait to BOOP you on the nose in a few short months. Love you always.”

“Even with your ripe old age, you’re still the best friend someone could ask for. I’ll get the prune juice ready though. Happy Birthday.”

“Congratulations, you've finally reached the wonder years... wonder where your car is parked? Wonder where you left your phone? Wonder where your glasses are? Wonder what day it is?”

“Don't stress about your eyesight failing as you get older. It's nature's way of protecting you from shock as you walk past the mirror.”

“You're 60? That's only 16 in Celsius. Happy birthday!”

“Deepest sympathies on your [insert age] birthday.”

“Forget about the past, you can’t change it. Forget about the future, you can’t predict it. Forget about the present, I didn’t get you one.”

"Statistics show that those who have the most birthdays live the longest. Happy Birthday."

“On your birthday you might be thinking “Oh man I’m getting old”, but don’t worry. Just because you’re old doesn’t mean you won’t still be doing dumb stuff. You’ll just be doing it slower. Happy birthday!"

"Let’s get you so drunk that you end up believing it’s my birthday and buying me drinks all night. Happy birthday!"

“So there you have it! We hope we’ve helped you find the perfect funny Happy Birthday wish you were looking for.”

Whether it's his birthday, hers, or anyone in between, you'll find funny wishes for birthday here that will make them smile (or at least make them snort!). Does your gift bag need a little something more? You can add a little something special to their gift by using one of our short wishes. The funny bits might be short, but they pack a punch!

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Feel free to use these hilarious birthday wishes as they are or as inspiration for your own. It's a no-brainer! Let's blow up some balloons, light those candles, and sign that card!

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